Two Idle Games With Songs

I have two of these, usually enjoyed while doing something banal, like hanging out the washing.  The first is to find songs that sound hilarious with a thick New Zealand accent.  You need lots of short “i” vowels:

This is it
Oh, this time I know it’s the real thing

That’s fun, but the all-time champ is:

Isn’t it bliss
Aren’t we a pair?
Me here at last on the ground
You in
mid-air

The other game is to correct a song’s grammar.  My mum alerted me to this one:

If I give my heart to you
I must be sure
From the very start
That you
Would love me more than … she did

There are thousands of songs begging for this game, but my latest fave is:

Hurt very well
Come on baby, make it hurt very well
Sometimes love doesn’t feel as it ought
You make it
Hurt very well

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