And, as the improvisors say, the handle? Each word must rhyme using a well-known non-English word or phrase.
So far I have managed only “husband”:
My husband loves nachos
He does, he does.
“¡Bandaleros, muchacho!” he’ll cry.
The waiters all love him,
They buzz, they buzz,
“¡Muy bien! ¡Muy macho!” they lie.