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A faux-madrigal for a modern Christmas.
A foolproof recipe for lifelong romance. For me.
From an unfinished musical. An entire relationship, start to finish, in about three minutes. Piano/vocal chart here.
The “I Got No Right to Sing the Blues” Blues
For those enduring a life of freedom, peace and privilege.
A devilish list song about a girl and her succession of dud men.
Hey Guys (An Apology to My Balls)
A tender ballad about vasectomies.
